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Metabolic Intelligence Written Brief – Report & Action Plan
If the system won’t explain your case, it’s time to have it explained.
Most people are given three things:
A label
A prescription
A follow-up date
What they are almost never given is a coherent explanation of what is happening to their metabolism and why.
The Metabolic Intelligence Written Brief exists to fill that gap.
You answer a series of precise questions about your history, symptoms, labs, medications and life context. I read it as a case, not as admin – and you receive a structured written report and action brief that turns your chaos into a map.
No hand-waving, no motivational slogans, no “everyone’s different”.
Just clear thinking about your physiology, written down.
Who this is for
This is for you if:
You’re tired of 10-minute appointments and vaguely reassuring phrases like “it’s just your age” or “your bloods are fine”.
You have multiple issues – blood pressure, cholesterol, blood sugar, weight, fatigue, sleep, thyroid, perimenopause – and nobody has ever treated them as one connected problem.
You like to read and re-read, highlight, mull things over. You want something you can print, study, and take into your next medical appointment.
You don’t need another Zoom call in your diary – you want someone to sit with your information properly and give you a written analysis.
If you want to be looked after, this isn’t it.
If you want to be briefed, it might be.
What you receive
You’ll get a written Metabolic Intelligence Report & Action Brief (PDF), typically structured like this:
Your Metabolic Overview
A plain-language summary of how your key issues fit together as one metabolic story – not isolated “conditions”.Key Hypotheses & Patterns
The most likely physiological patterns driving your symptoms, based on your answers: insulin/energy signalling, nervous system tone, thyroid dynamics, blood pressure regulation, appetite/weight regulation, medication effects, etc.Contributing Factors
How sleep, stress, food pattern, movement, life events, weight history and environment appear to be interacting with your metabolism.Medication Context
A brief, non-alarmist explanation of how your current medications are likely interacting with your metabolism (benefits and predictable side-effects), based purely on your report.Priority Action Areas (for you)
A short, realistic list of levers that matter most in your case – not 27 biohacks. Think: “If we do anything, we start here, then here.”Doctor Discussion Brief
Suggested questions, clarifications and possible investigations to discuss with your own clinician, written in calm, adult language – so you walk into appointments with an agenda, not vague anxiety.
You are not given a miracle protocol.
You are given a map and a plan.
How it works
1. Purchase your report
You complete checkout for the Metabolic Intelligence Written Report.
2. Complete the in-depth questionnaire
You’ll immediately receive a link to a secure online questionnaire. This covers:
Symptom history and timeline
Diagnoses you’ve been given
Medication history (past and present)
Key life events (stress, pregnancies, surgeries, etc.)
Sleep, energy, appetite, weight history
Blood pressure, blood sugar, cholesterol and thyroid information (if you have it)
You can also upload recent lab results if available – not mandatory, but useful.
3. I review your case
I analyse what you’ve told me as a joined-up metabolic story, not as isolated complaints. No AI auto-summary, no template spit-out. It’s read and reasoned through.
4. You receive your written report & action brief
Within 7–10 working days you’ll receive your PDF report by email, which you can read, re-read, annotate and take into your own appointments.
5. Optional follow-up
If, after reading, you want to go deeper or clarify parts of the report, you can book a separate 1:1 Metabolic Intelligence Consultation. The report then becomes the briefing document for that session.
What this is not
Clarity matters, so let’s be blunt.
This written report is not:
A medical diagnosis
A prescription service
An emergency service
A promise to cure or fix anything
Instruction to start, stop or change medication
It is an educational, analytical interpretation of the information you provide, written to help you understand your own metabolism and talk more effectively with your clinicians.
Any actual medical decisions must be made with your own doctor.
Investment
Metabolic Intelligence Written Report & Action Brief
In-depth online questionnaire
Full written metabolic overview & pattern analysis
Clear priority action areas for you
Doctor discussion brief you can take into your next appointment
Delivered as a PDF within 7-10 working days
Price: £149
Why a written report, not just another call?
Because calls vanish.
People nod, say “that makes sense”, then forget half of it by the next day.
A written brief:
Can’t be interrupted by clinic time pressures.
Forces the reasoning to be clear on the page.
Gives you something you can literally put on the table in front of your doctor and say, “This is how someone has thought through my case. Let’s talk about it.”
The system runs on speed and protocols.
You don’t have to.
The Metabolic Intelligence Written Brief is for people who want their case taken seriously enough to be written down properly – and who are ready to act on it.